Excerpts from a Tuesday night meetup with the 30DOW crew.
"When I get Taco Bell, I have to have soft and hard." - Laurie
"Did you go to a small school?" - Bunch
"I went to Harvard." - SRP
"No. A skit is what two kids do in a play." - SRP
"That's just standing there at the case like a common savage." - Laurie on the removal of the Whole Foods cheese and wine bar.
"Ya'll need to stock up on that bacon chocolate bar." - SRP
"...those giant deep six pans - there's a huge amount of gelato in there." - Bunch
"Wow, she's really good." - philipone on watching Susan Boyle kill it on Britain's Got Talent.
"We can't figure out how to make chocolate and bacon work together in our venue. " - Bunch
"Swim away!" - SK
"OMG why does Word need to insert all this bullshit into my action?" - SK
"This homeless guy walking behind us starting whistling Winds of Change." - Laurie
"Ohhhh dear god." - SK
"You are a champion of sex." - Me
"It was like every douchebag on the planet was inanely drawn to my huge rack." some guy sitting inside overheard as I walked to the loo.
"Sometimes I have this problem when the burps wanna come up but the beers wanna go down." - SK
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(SK, LL and me moved to DB's downtown to continue our group write.)
"Shove your pizza slice up your ass!" - girl at the booth behind us.
"Do you live on Facebook? I live on Facebook." - Idiot douche obviously making fun of me.
"As soon as that little wrinkly brown man came on the scene..." - Laurie on Flavor Flav and the downfall of VH1.
"I just cropdusted those fuckers." -Me
4 comments:
We are soo funny, sooo witty the world will burst with our awesomeness.
sorry i missed it, sounds like you kids had fun.
everyone of them a fucking gem.
and we don't even have to take advantage of tiny African kids to get them out.
Ack. Now I'm paranoid that I sound like a snob and a hillbilly at the same time. (A snobilly?) Good-first-impression fail. At least I don't live on Facebook. :)
Last night ruled. Let's do it again sometime.
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